virgin pina colada

A slushie

Steve: Hey Dave, would you like a virgin pina colada?

Dave: Yo Steve , you mean a slushie?

by Jasmineiswrong June 30, 2017

The pina colada song

When an ex girlfriend has someone that are strays that pay for accommodation at her residence even though it is your next girlfriend

I never knew the pina colada song

by Regae12 August 5, 2023

pina coladed

-verb
1. To be interrupted while in the act of masturbating, especially if the interuption was caused by a pina colada being poured on you.

I was just about to finish one off in the shower but unfortunately I was pina coladed.

by twomsix November 13, 2011

angry pina colata

When a man gets a cup full of coconut milk, nuts in it for 30 minutes, and gets his girlfriend to drink it.

"Yeaahhh dude!! She said that angry pina colata was the best drink she ever had!"

by Paribear April 15, 2024

Pinacoladaberg

The song written and performed by Coconut Pete that Jimmy Buffett ripped off when he recorded Margaritaville.

From the movie Club Dread

"Play Margaritaville!"
"I think you mean Pinacoladaberg."
"No, Margaritaville!"
"I THINK you mean Pinacoladaberg."

by Pinacoladaberg Resident November 5, 2006

penacolada

An alcoholic drink, used to fuck some one once you have drank it.

Man, that penacolada really made fucking that hottie fun!

by Dictionary Fake September 4, 2014