piles

An uncomfortable ailment for anyone who has accessed this word. Result of sitting on cold concrete, child-birth or anal perversions.

I took a dump and my piles fell out. It looks like an open bullet-wound.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

Flag

Get the pilesmug.

the pile

A pile of mundane but indispensable items that often builds up in a certain spot of a room/apartment/etc, such as the tchotchkes piling up on a desk/dresser, a pile of laundry (both dirty and clean), or a pile of boxes that exist when moving between 2 or more places in a short period of time. It is worth noting that these piles, although manageable, are often really hard to remove completely, especially as they are quick to build up again, quite commonly in different places.

a variation of this term is the "college pile" which is essentially a pile of boxes, luggage, etc that piles up at a person's home before or after moving between college dorms/apts

hey found this random book light on your desk?
throw it on the pile!

hey there's a box of books here?
the college pile!

by UM North Quad August 23, 2011

Flag

Get the the pilemug.

Piling

When having a dump, collect it up into a bag and put it into your sex parteners mouth whilst she is asleep.

Iles: You dude, We got it on last night, how about you?

Matthews: I found out that she was cheating on me so i gave her a piling.

by Tomzabest123 February 19, 2009

Flag

Get the Pilingmug.

The Pile

A pile males having sex. Often used as a homosexual comparison extremity.

I bet that kids in the pile.

by Waffles :3 October 6, 2010

Flag

Get the The Pilemug.

pile

Acronym for "Potentially Inebriated Lifeless Equipment." Can be used to describe anything in a state of disrepair or complete inoperability. The word pile can also be used to reference animal feces, or a "steaming pile."

"Man, that car is a pile!"
"This customer's Linksys router is a pile"
"That dog just left a steaming pile on my lawn!"

by 2wheeledfury July 3, 2007

Flag