Goldilocks Penis Man

An insecure man who when given an obvious compliment chooses to find the negative.

K: I like your penis, it's not too big, not too small. Like a goldilocks penis.

T: Your trying to tell me that my penis isn't big!!? I'll hold onto that for months so I can fluff up an email full of negativity signed 'Goldilocks Penis Man'.

by kelpleilani June 8, 2017

the penis man

the penis man is a god amongst men, a true god-tier entity and possible a convicted felon who spends his time on discord bullying the shit out of children and visiting the forementioned child's house just to kill him and convert his former body

do not go to arizona.

Beta: DUDE STOP HITTING MY RIBCAGE WITH A LEAD PIPE!!!

the penis man: the hatchlings shall thrive on thy leftovers

by Dan J. Cooper May 27, 2022

National Penis Man Week

National Penis Man Week. Celebrated around the globe as a national holiday, the Penis Man Week is an inspiration to all as he is an icon of the world. He has done so much and provided everything we need to strive in life, so we commemorate the last week of December in honor of our hero, Penis Man!

I love to celebrate National Penis Man Week from December 25 - 31!

by PenisManSupporter123 December 11, 2022

Arizona penis man

A godlike being who roams Arizona with a 69 inch penis looking for a challenger to the title, who he has not found yet.

Person 1:have you heard of the Arizona penis man? I’ve heard he has a 69 inch meat stick
Person 2:what drugs are you on?
Person 1:yes

by Vergilschair January 24, 2023

the penis man

(n.) The Penis Man does not have a specific definition, but it can be used when describing a weird person or in most cases, Maxwell Ritz Cracker.

The Penis Man has struck again!

by Dat Dude February 5, 2005

Old Man Penis

It's a super flacid penis that seems to never come to life, only with a pill called Viagra.

I wish I could get rid of this old man penis.

by OldManPenis September 25, 2014

Man Penis

The manliest penis.

If you don't shut the fuck up you will experience the wrath of my man penis.

by JizzleAyyKizzleAyy October 25, 2008