by Brenda Davidson April 17, 2008
A person who accidently transports Class A drugs abroad, after his / her mates leave them in his / her bag, without him / her knowing. Really
by Markus January 11, 2005
A patsy is a total wanker who has the ability to totally piss off anyone without effort. even when they are not present the thought of a patsy irritates you immensly. A patsy may also have a tiny penis!
by mr sumthing sumthing August 07, 2009
A Patsy is a very old woman who likes plants, gardening, deaf and likes bringing little children into her house and raping them. She often blames the wrong people (mostly Asians) and a Patsy is normally white. She loves taking other peoples football and keeping it while she grows plants in it.
by PATSYTHEPEDOPHILE September 01, 2017
Usually a women thats very sweet and kind, and can be very shy at certain times. Also a girl that can break hearts, Patsy is a known name for a cheater, but as soon as you look into her eyes all you wanna do is forgive her. Shes a beautiful and usually a blonde or dirty blonde. Any girl is lucky to be with Patsy because they''ll be together for a long time, and Patsy will make it all worth it.
by JESUSHASRISEEEEEEN October 22, 2013
Patsie is a selfish person who likes to use Jeremy Kyle to solve all her problems. She is loved by many but also despised by many. She is of an unloving and uncaring nature and lets nohing get in her way. She is of medium stature, plenty of wrinkles with short mousey hair. She hates children despite having her own and cant keep a relationship with commitment involved.
by MoueeB November 28, 2011