packers

A cheesehead NFL football team, who have the WORST fans ever! The packers are also known to have ugly uniforms that resemble puke and snot mixed together. All fans of the cheeseheads love their caveman era quarterback, Brett Favre, who needs to get a hint and retire.

Alternate names: Green Gay slackers, fudge packers, cheeseheads.

What do the packers and purcupines have in common?
They both have pricks.

by WerewolvesRule August 13, 2007

Packers

The team of the mid nineties, with stars like Brett Favre and Reggie White. They're average at best now. Yet football fans all over the country like this team even more than their home team. They play in a small town that shouldn't even be on the map (has anyone heard of Appleton, WI? It's larger than Green Bay).

The team had two dominating periods: the mid nineties (with Favre and White) and the late sixties (headed by the famed Vince Lombardi). They aren't dominating anymore.

And Favre isn't the best in the league anymore. Peyton, Daunte, Donovan, Tom Brady, and others beat him out now.

How can anyone say that this team is among the best in the league? They have nothing resembling a defense!

by Crazyswordsman February 2, 2005

Packer

A packer is a phallic object worn in the underwear to give the appearance of having a penis. Packers are most often used by transmen/FTMs. They are also sometimes used by cis men to give a more impressive bulge.

Unfortunately my packer is kind of heavy for everyday wear.

by yysi<3 June 15, 2021

Packers

NFL football team living in the past.

The Packers used to win many championships and Brett Farve was a great quarterback "back in the day".

by Illiniruss May 14, 2006

packers

The most storied franchise in the history of the NFL, as well as the most hated. Not hated because they are a bunch of bad guys, rather, hated because of their ugly uniforms and STUPID FANS!

Man, if it weren't for their fan base, I might like the Packers. But seeing as how their fans wear those stupid cheeseheads, and only ever sing YMCA or that damn "go pack go" song... I can't bring myself to it! Actually, those fans make me HATE the Packers! Go VIKINGS!!!

by Francisco Cafe September 16, 2005

Packers

Worst NFL team ever. Might as well be packin' D's in there B-holes. Rogers is probably gay.

Person 1: You catch that Packers game this weekend?

Person 2: No, sorry. I dont bat from that side of the plate...

by smokin' trees and fuckin' v's December 23, 2010

packer

one who ingests a baloon or condemn filled with cocaine or heroin in attempt to smuggle it past airport security, K9's etc.

the death at the airport was because a packer's cargo ruptured causing him to overdose.

by AdamAdamAdam January 18, 2008