obstaculate

To cock-block but in a classy manner

Man, I’m pissed I didn’t get any poon but like I respect the obstaculation.

He cock-blocked you?? What a dick! I would never cock-block. I strictly obstaculate.

by Lukeemyer October 14, 2020

Obstacle Illusion

You meet a girl on facebook. She's hot from the chin up (i.e. profile picture); but upon closer examination of her pictures, you discover that she's huge from the chin down. Thus causing you to have to overcome this obstacle illusion.

"I added her because her profile picture was hot, but then i checked out more of her pictures and she's just another obstacle illusion"

by sum_rdm_stnr November 22, 2011

Obstacle Course

This one requires hreat sexual energy, and is performed by a man.

#1. A man begins by beating off
#2. He fucks a woman, normally, in the twat.
#3. He does her in the butt.
#4. He sticks it in her mouth. (lol imagine being the girl)
#5. She sucks him off a second time, while he attempts to escape from a straight jacket and being tied to a pole with chains and shackles.
#6. Realizing that the man must be tired and out of semen, just 2 make him fee like shit, all the women within a 1 mile radius come and suck on his cock, but he does not get off, he is blue balled every time.

Wow man, if you can do the obstacle course and live to tell about it, your a lucky man.

by Andy K April 5, 2004

Obstacle illusion

A term used to rationalize tripping over something not visible to the eye.

After I tripped on the rug, I looked to see if there was anything there, and when there wasn't, I realized I had tripped over an obstacle illusion!

by Snovas February 19, 2009

obstackles

Stacking obstacles.

Pronounced: obb-stack-uhls

Go obstackles, we need to clean up the track for the soccer players.

by oh um okkk April 8, 2021

relationship obstacles

getting over any problems , such as past girlfriends , age difference , for a couple to be able to get over

relationship obstacles , could be a major {pain} in the {ass} for 2 peeps who are really into each other cause they both know a lot of the same peeps .

by Dreamyjoe May 24, 2017

obstacle illusion

An illusion placed in a strategic location to serve as an obstacle.
An obstacle placed in a strategic location to serve as an illusion.

Person 1 -Oh no, an electric barbedwire fence!
Person 2 -Its ok man, its just an obstacle illusion.

Person 1 -Oh no, an electric barbedwire fence!
Person 2 -Its ok man,Its just an obstacle illusion. (zap)
Person 1 -Ouch, that looks painful, ill have to watch out for those.

by Lucky Pablo January 1, 2008