oxymoron

A moron who is also a waste of oxygen or something idk.

fuck you, oxymoron.

by couldtn't October 4, 2019

oxymoronic

adj.
of or having to do with an oxymoron

The concept of a funky white boy is oxymoronic.

by MiKe EaTs FoOd March 21, 2005

oxymoron

A sentence or phrase of contradictions that seem to make no sense upon first perusal but actual does on closer inspection. A common misconception is that any set of contradicting words placed together makes an oxymoron; but a phrase or sentence is truly not an oxymoron unless it actually DOES make sense, even if it might not seem to.

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Faith unfaithful made him falsely true.

by makariln August 5, 2003

oxymoron

Two words that means the exact opposite of the next word.
Two words that conflict eachother

Examples of an oxymoron:
Obama Care
Naturally Artificial
Toyota Stop

by WAFFLES ARE THE BEST April 2, 2011

oxymoron

Two words with disparate meanings, used together to form a nonsensical phrase.

Utah Jazz.

Military Intelligence.

Microsoft Code.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 26, 2005

oxymoron

when a chick's nice warm mouth is giving a guy dome with ice in her mouth to create a contradicting sensation in the genital region

Alex: O's that oxymoron felt so good last night
O's: Did your cum freeze when it hit the ice
Alex: No because the warm mouth contradicted the freezing ice thus creating an oxymoron and a great feeling

by The cheating system February 21, 2011

oxymoron

A not-so-popular mixed drink. It consists of:

one shot of vodka
1/2 shot of lemon juice
one teaspoon honey

It is named this because despite the controdictory ingredients, none of them mask each other's flavor.

I had 20 oxymorons last night, at least I think I did...

by Frederico July 29, 2005