Outhouse Plunger

To perform reverse or regular cowgirl whilst the man is in the process or defecation on the seat of a throne or shitter

He went to drop a deuce and his women barged in an proceeded to ride him, thus performing the Outhouse Plunger.

by Dibbles Sr. January 1, 2020

Outhouse Wi-Fi

In rural America, your modem’s connection to the outside world is only as great as your plumbing solution for nature’s calling: antiquated and slightly sh**ty.

(Rural) Player A: My WiFi’s actin’ up tonight, dagnabit!
(City) Player B: Your “Outhouse Wi-Fi” costing us this match, dude!

* As a predicate, it isn’t necessarily exclusive to rural U.S. players; can be used to describe poor-quality internet connections.

by yourpalVanguard February 20, 2021

Outhouse Express

A piece of software that makes the British Postal Service look efficient.

I was going to send an email today, but Outhouse Express deleted them most of my email, moved everything else to it's wanky proprietary folder and forgot my password. It is a steaming piece of shit.

by Gunter65465419851951651 April 28, 2010

Outhouse Blues

Diarrhea..........also known as the shits , backdoor trots , the runs , and etc.

Johnny has been complaining about his asshole being raw and sore from the havingOuthouse Blues .

by Hurley74 December 4, 2020

Outhouse Blues

Diarrhea..........also known as the shits , backdoor trots , the runs , and etc.

Johnny has been complaining about his asshole being raw and sore from the havingOuthouse Blues .

by Hurley74 December 4, 2020

Outhouse Wallpaper

Fecal matter, aka; shit.

“Guess what my stocks are worth today! Just about the finest outhouse wallpaper you’ve ever seen!”

by Jordy Verrell January 9, 2021

Outhouse WiFi

In the middle of nowhere, your modem’s

connection to the outside world is only as great as your plumbing solution in rural America, or hillbilly country: antiquated and slightly shitty.
- Typically serves as a noun or adjective to describe a high-ping and/or high-packet-loss —connection to city-based server domains.

Rural Boy: My G**damned connection is actin’ up tonight! I’ll be on the roof a minute.

City Boy: Sounds like you’re suffering from Outhouse WiFi, my man.

(Outhouse-quality gaming)

by yourpalVanguard February 18, 2021