stranded

Being drunk, high, or under the influence of a drug, at a party with no ride home.

Being stuck without a ride late at night while hammered

realizing you have no ride home after getting shitfaced

'I got stranded at that party, and had to walk 2 miles to my house because I was hammered and had no ride."

by gabith November 20, 2011

Ostrander Abortion

A driving maneuver that involves crashing a vehicle, hopefully causing its airbags to deploy into a pregnant woman's uterus with the intent of killing the fetus inside.

1: Hey, man, did you hear Dakota's pregnant again?

2: Maybe she should try getting an Ostrander Abortion and using the insurance money to buy condoms for next time.

by deskjet08 May 18, 2014

Nick Ostrander

Born in the year 1296 and is well known throughout the andromeda galaxy as "KING COCKOSAURUS DICK" (definition- The biggest penis ever created in the existance of everything.) Also he is known to be still alive today but hiding. He is a PIMP and can do whatever the fuck he wants whenever, where ever. Personality wise he is smart , outgoing , funny, and will be there whenever you need him (just shine the Nick Ostrander Sign in the sky (( the sign is the cock of cockyness)) .)

Why isn't yours as big as nick ostranders?

by dikeklondike November 19, 2010

Stranded in the Shower Room

When one is stranded in the bathroom without an toilet paper and must rely on others for help or waddle over to get some toilet paper somewhere else.

Bob: Dude, thanks, I was totally stranded in the shower room!

Randy: You know I always help my homies out!

by green_hoodies June 7, 2013

Couch stranded

You get so high you can't get off the cough or jus can't function

I got so couch stranded last night

by Ebisedo June 28, 2018

Stranded

when you are alone

Oh no I’m stranded

by Cooldude369 June 25, 2020

stranded walrus

when you trick a dirty fat girl at a party into thinking you want to fuck. then you take her into the bedroom tie her to the bed and tape her mouth shut so she moans like a walrus, and leave her dirty walrus ass

fo real that dirty fat bitch got the stranded walrus

by prestoner October 2, 2005