OpenAPS

What nerds use

I don't have a pancreas but have OpenAPS

by Big Jesus 420 January 27, 2019

OpenVPN

1. A worthless program that has it's own AI and decides if it wants to work or not. It changes it's mind every time you reboot. The real name of the AI is Karel and she is a real bitch.

2. OpenVPN was designed by a evil scientist to torture people to be frustrated. Fortunately his plan went wrong, as he got to frustrated because OpenVPN wouldn't even work on his OS.

1. OMFG! OpenVPN can't connect!

2. Damn again?! Stupid OpenVPN!

by HaterOfKarel October 8, 2009

open up

when a girl opens her legs exposing her pussy

Yo last night I told her to open up and I tore dat pussy up!

by hggsdgj December 27, 2007

open up

1) To open and unpackage something, generally for the first time.

2) To operate a motor vehicle in a spirited fashion.

3) To commence, or return, fire at a person or thing.

1) Hey, let's go open up that new PS3.

2) Yeah, just a few minutes ago, we had 'em opened up out there on Redwood.

3) Why don't we take the 1911 out and open up on some bottles and cans?

by Chingon_de_SRV December 15, 2008

Open up the kimono

to expose the inner workings of a process or financial books. Typically used in the Tech industry.

we are meeting with the Venture Capital partners tomorrow, it's time to open up the kimono.

by treetopflyer April 4, 2012

Open up a bag of chips

the odor of a fart; to foul up the air

Damn man, did you open up a bag of chips?

by Phunhog February 4, 2009

Knock Knock Open Up The Door It's Bork

Bork's name added to DMX's song "X Gon' Give It To Ya"

Knock knock open up the door it's BORK!

by Borkems91 April 6, 2010