One Beer Asshole

An extremely mean and lightweight drinker.

Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!

by fred ledge September 11, 2011

Just One Beer

The act of drinking at least 6 beers.

For example "Let's go go for Just One Beer" - Random Czech Girl before getting wasted.

I went to Tae's Birthday for just one beer. I ended up drinking a whole keg.

by Jesterio April 20, 2020

One-beer drunk

When you have only had one beer but you still want to blame your actions on alcohol.

"Dude, why are you watching 'Cheers'?"
"Don't worry about it, buddy. I'm one-beer drunk."

by Sleepy time tea January 11, 2017