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elf on the shelf

a stupid Christmas tradition that kids believe is real

parents also move the stupid toy around to make their kids happy
wow mommy its an elf on the shelf!!!!!!
by ocean tyler January 10, 2019
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Another Elf On The Shelf

Ordinary; Sameness. A woman who is the same. Another word for thot.
"Hey look at that sexy bitch."
"She's just Another Elf On The Shelf."
by IronicToaster January 1, 2018
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you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

This is commonly used once someone finds two words that rhyme, and make it into the "elf on the shelf" format.
Guy: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for..
*a picture of Shrek on a deck*
Guy 2: that's clever
by extreme coughing November 16, 2018
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elf.on.the.shelf_gan

Tikok creators
Elf.on.the.shelf_gan got famouse because of this post of them trying to fix their elf that got burned they got 32.6k likes
by ksbsjsk November 28, 2020
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stick on the shelf

A woman's pokie, pipe, dildo, vibrator,and butt plugs, not usually seen by anyone because it's on the shelf
I don't like when a dirty ass bitch don't care about her health I don't like shit but that stick on the shelf that's it I don't like shit so I sticks to myself myself
by Cal1foolya July 3, 2022
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The Belt On The Shelf

A Psychological Weapon Used By Parents To Persuade Their Children To Be On Their Best Behavior.

Used Primarily Around The Holidays To Encourage Kids To Mind Their Manners And Be Respectful.

A Cultural Technique Used By People From New Bedford Massachusetts Since 1973.
" New England Mother's Need Only One Babysitter, The Belt On The Shelf. "
by Four Horsemen Studio April 6, 2016
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Not the brightest shelf on the knife

One who is not the prime example of human intelligence; idiot
Bob: Did you see Lisa fall down those stairs?
Dan: Yeah, she totally tied her shoes together!
Bob: Wow, She's not the brightest shelf on the knife.
by <name>insert<name/> September 1, 2007
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