schwasted on life

The act of acting completely drunk and hyper (or being mistaken for a drunk) when completely sober. Truly defined when running down random halls on a weeknight or doing cartwheels down the sidewalk and having "drunk girls" hooted at you.

"Wow, it's a Wednesday night and we are schwasted on life"

by Sam Greenberg November 10, 2007

quote on life

if there is someone in your life that is an arrogant asshole, who thinks whatever he thinks is the outcome of the problem, then what do you do? Do you tell them what is wrong? Or do you just leave it? No one knows the answer. the only thing to do is do what you believe is right. if you forget or try to forget about it, then it comes back only worse. don't bottle up anything cause thats how you go crazy. Don't let people get to you. You are who you are. if you cant accept it, then life will be hell. just do what you got to do. Make don't break your life you only got one.

damn that quote on life is deep

by BOZhawk January 11, 2009

high on life

The feeling(s) of having unconditional love for and towards one another. The ultimate joy life has to offer.

I have no idea what these other people are talking about how you can't achieve it on drugs. Taking LSD was one of, if not the greatest experience of my life. Understanding what it means to trip, that's how I learned what life is all about loving one another unconditionally.

Taylor how high are you? Hey, I'm just high on life.

by Bigrich June 30, 2015

Drunk on Life

When you're too dumb to know that the actual phrase is 'high on life'. High on life typically means you enjoy life to the fullest and don't worry about anything.

Sheen: Oh, my god I'm so drunk on life right now.

Carl: Don't you mean high on life
Sheen: What?
Carl: Idiot.

by newtonfan11 February 18, 2014

I honestly gave up on life

Likes nobody on any emotional level not even friendship

I honestly gave up on life 😎

by Yeeeeeetttttt April 26, 2019

High On Life

Being retarded

Zach:"Bro joes so retarded!"

Cody:"Nah hes just High On Life"

by Beech Neeguh November 24, 2018

High on Life

A female human who is controlling, vindictive, unable to support herself, lives off of other people for as long as she can, begs, steals, lies, anything possible to get what she wants. A human who withholds sex from her husband for unknown reasons, but lots of fake excuses and illnesses. A human who concocts sickness to get others to give her sympathy. A real piece of work. A sorry excuse for a mother, but blames others for her misgivings. A criminal. A scumbag. A loser.

High on Life says, I can't work, I'm sick.

by Bubble-Gurl November 19, 2007