Shittin' Off-the-grid

When you go the take a dump and forget your phone.

Fuck. I had to run to the bathroom and forgot my phone. I'm shittin' off-the-grid!

by tokerator August 29, 2015

off the grid

Subscribing to AT&T wireless service in New York City or San Francisco.

Just got my new iPhone and AT&T service... I've decided to go off the grid.

by Long-suffering AT&T subscriber July 20, 2010

off the grid

Not using utilities such as water or electricity

He was so distrusting he lived off the grid.

by The Return of Light Joker March 15, 2010

off my grid

Another way of saying that you are in a area or community that you are not familiar with.

Dam, i gotta find an uptown train outta Brooklyn right now. Im off my grid.

by Junior43090 August 14, 2011

Off the grid

The point in alcohol consumption where the imbiber goes from a little tipsy to full-on inebriated. Usually happens quickly if drinking on an empty stomach or from mixing many types of alcohol at one sitting.

Shelia was fine after splitting that bottle of wine at dinner, but she went off the grid soon after chugging Jane's orphaned vodka drinks.

by about100percent October 12, 2012

off the grid crack baby

An infant born to a crack addicted mother or family that doesn’t have any official identification (ie.birth certificate or social security #)

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

by Acexc31 May 1, 2018

Straight off the grid

A term originally used to describe somebody who hasn't been paying their taxes due to reasons like Living in a tent in the woods but has gained an ironic secondary meaning to describe rich people who haven't been paying their fair share of taxes since they are not actually living "off the grid" they are just using loopholes to get out of paying income tax.

Jeff Bezos is living straight off the grid

Trump paid $750 in taxes this year, he's been living straight off the grid

by Galacticgabe November 30, 2020