Ocean Man

A person (usually a dude) that's really, really obsessed with the ocean and water in general. Usually spends half his day at the beach every day.

An Ocean Man will usually walk up to everyday beach goers and rant to them about ocean-related conspiracy theories. This may get him tased/pepper sprayed by the authorities one or two times. Also a popular song by Ween.

by capitalistism May 3, 2021

Ocean man

the song that plays at the credits of the first spongebob movie

Ocean man, take me by the hand
Lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the Oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
To the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand
Lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the Oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
To the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man

by idk what to put herel October 15, 2025

ocean-man

if you are a man that likes oceans you're a ocean-man!

'Why are you looking at this ocean?'
'I like them'
'Ah i see you're a ocean-man!'

by Human without humanity May 10, 2020