Observer

someone that stares at people but isn’t a stalker

Marget: why is she staring at everyone

Crystal: oh she’s just an observer, it’s not creepy at all

by INeedLikeSomeTurtlesMilk May 28, 2018

Observerent

Observing with reverence; silently acknowledging greatness.

Man, did you see Steph Curry hit that 3 to win the game? I couldn't say anything, I was so observerent.

by Darcelyn May 27, 2020

Observe the New Moon

To observe the new moon is a code word used in the workplace. It means to descend on the New Moon Tavern in Leadenhall Market, London and indulge in a Cold Beverage whilst gazing up at the New Moon sign above the bar...

Hey, Would you like to join me in a spot of moon gazing? Yeah why not, I will be happy to observe the new moon this evening.....

by RoqueRanger July 19, 2017

The observer

When you're fucking your girl and when you're about to cum, take a shit on her big toe and then you both stare at it until you fall asleep

"last night my girl got freaky and we did The Observer"

by Elongated dolphin June 1, 2021

Safe Space Observer

Member of a political ideology on either side of the spectrum that refuses to debate, this is due to a lack of testosterone or a general belief in something without the underlying knowledge of its existence or consequences.

Often referred to as:
-Snow Flakes

- people who use #resist (in terms of pretending a democratic election didn't occur)
- White Supremacist (KKK)
-Black Supremacist (BLM)

- young students who disrespect freedom of speech

- Long term career politicians

"I was shooting the shit with martha about Trump and how the stock market is kicking ass, she told me he was the devil and she was "with her" and walked away..... shit i didnt know martha was a safe space observer, I better use the other water cooler"

by Obama hair June 27, 2017

Observer

One of the stupidest users of this system.

OBSERVER is a conservative moron who thinks bush enabled a tax cut when now the taxes are higher... EXCEPT FOR ON THE RICH.

by Bush Sux April 19, 2004

silent observer

a creepy ass person who has too much time on their hands that stares and stalks people and makes it very obvious, they don't know they are called silent observer, no one likes them, they come on to girls that obviously arent interested in them

1: "Oh my gosh, watch out, theres silent observer again."
2: "Yeah I know, he always stares at my ass and once he took a picture of it."

by jsdhfui skdfsbn February 24, 2005