A fuckin kick-ass game. Assuming your computer/Xbox doesn't explode when you start it due to lack of awesomeness, it's the best game in the history of gaming. Amazing graphics and endless gameplay and over 100 quests scattered all over Cyrodiil. Side effects include weight loss/weight gain, dull hair, putrid scent, pale skin, weakness to sunlight, loss of house, loss of boyfriend/girlfriend, drastic change in schedule, and loss of job.
Me: Wanna come over to my place an play some oblivion? Just don't expect to see the sun for awhile.
Nick: Nah, I'm a moronic assbrain who only plays Halo. I can't play oblivion due to lack of sweetness.
Nick: Nah, I'm a moronic assbrain who only plays Halo. I can't play oblivion due to lack of sweetness.
by Invisible_Bunny December 7, 2008
A game coming out in hopefully a few months. If it is anywhere near as addictive as its predeccesors, I doubt i will see the Sun for the entire summer. for information on the amazingness of the game, go to www.elderscrolls.com
I need to find a way to somehow talk to my girlfriend and still fit in 12 hours of playing oblivion a day
by evil_bamboo, Jeff January 13, 2006
Very possibly the best video game in the history of mankind, existence and the universe. If you haven't heard of this game you don't use your brain, you probably use your arse; or worse you are a poet. If you do not know of Oblivion a secret organisation whose name I cannot expose will come around to your place of residence and feed your balls to the dogs of hell or spray insect repellent in your eyes or insert spasm juice into your blood stream.
And if you have heard of it you are blessed by the Infinite Power Of Christ.
So you are either chosen by the messiah or you have a death wish.
And if you have heard of it you are blessed by the Infinite Power Of Christ.
So you are either chosen by the messiah or you have a death wish.
Superman: Dude, Oblivion Rocks!!
Jesus: Oh yeah man.
A Spasm ridden Leper: Whats Oblivion Dudes?
Superman: Lol... Wait you serious?
Jesus:Oh lord, give me strength, give me strength to kick this noobs ass!
Jesus: Oh yeah man.
A Spasm ridden Leper: Whats Oblivion Dudes?
Superman: Lol... Wait you serious?
Jesus:Oh lord, give me strength, give me strength to kick this noobs ass!
by qsefthuko August 1, 2009
its just amazing. oblivion made me want to play a game that made me feel like a nerd. i will buy any game bethesda produces, solely because of how awesome this game was.
by cmxx05 December 20, 2009
by __Kidd__ October 20, 2019
For some things there is no rational explanation there is no way out there is no happy ending to this story welcome to the unknown welcome to eternal darkness welcome to oblivion!
by eviladamz July 13, 2016
A total state of confusion a social disconnection.
A game that one day you will start, the next, its 2 years later.
Side effects may include loss of weight, socially disabled, Anal Leakage, Skin becomes pale, Shitting and pissing into a bottle, Oilly discharge, Eating roman noodles every night, withdrawal, loss of sex drive, Excessive masterbation, Destruction of your mind, and finally it may (although rare) cause you to find fat people attractive.
A game that one day you will start, the next, its 2 years later.
Side effects may include loss of weight, socially disabled, Anal Leakage, Skin becomes pale, Shitting and pissing into a bottle, Oilly discharge, Eating roman noodles every night, withdrawal, loss of sex drive, Excessive masterbation, Destruction of your mind, and finally it may (although rare) cause you to find fat people attractive.
When I played Oblivion, I felt compelled to masterbate.
Man, I thought Rosie O'Donnell was hot when I played Oblivion.
Man, I thought Rosie O'Donnell was hot when I played Oblivion.
by Edward Beck April 28, 2007