A tool used to bring balance to Hollywood films.
Employed in cases where an actor working on the film is deemed to have too much talent, the Orlando Bloom will provide a sufficiently poor performance to ensure that the overall talent in the film remains at an average levels.
In extreme cases is used in conjunction with a Keira Knightley for a multiplied effect.
Employed in cases where an actor working on the film is deemed to have too much talent, the Orlando Bloom will provide a sufficiently poor performance to ensure that the overall talent in the film remains at an average levels.
In extreme cases is used in conjunction with a Keira Knightley for a multiplied effect.
"My that Johnny Depp sure makes a great pirate."
"Yes, perhaps a little too great... Better throw an Orlando Bloom into the scene just to make sure the film doesnt become too awesome."
"Yes, perhaps a little too great... Better throw an Orlando Bloom into the scene just to make sure the film doesnt become too awesome."
by DrDean April 27, 2009
Get the Orlando Bloom mug.In American football, when a player unknowingly and unintentionally runs out the back of their own end zone, resulting in a safety. This differs from a traditional safety in the way that the offensive player does not fumble or is physically tackled by an opponent. Coined in reference to Detroit Lion's quarterback Dan Orlovsky running out the back of his end zone against the Minnesota Vikings in the 2008 NFL season.
-"Did you see the game yesterday, the stupid back-up quarterback pulled an Orlovsky safety to lose the game!!"
-"Don't even talk to me about that, it's one of the dumbest plays a professional athlete can make."
-"Don't even talk to me about that, it's one of the dumbest plays a professional athlete can make."
by Tuggernuts December 21, 2008
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Semi ghetto boring ass neighbourhood in Ottawa. Literally nothing to do so kids form gangs and jump each other for entertainment. Notable schools are: Cairine Wilson (cocaine willy) St. Peter’s, (best known for a bunch of niggas kicking in a kid’s head, and lots of drugs) and sir will (we don’t talk about what goes on there but lemme tell you it’s a bad place for trannies) All the niggas are homicidal, all the bitches have claumydia
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An AVERAGE looking person who DOESN'T want to have purses,pins,pens,bookmarks,clothes and lipstick with his name/picture on them. He needs to move to Russia to get away from those scary, lifeless fangirls.
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