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Orbital stalking

The act of stalking someone via satellite imaging programs such as Google Earth.
Friend 1: Hey dude, I just got that girls number and address. I wonder what her house is like!
Friend 2: Why don't you do some Orbital stalking to find out?
by Spökmacka July 22, 2010
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Orbital cannon

Hey, see that guy on the Orbital cannon ?

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by Iwilleatyourbed January 4, 2021
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Orbital Frame

Huge Mech used by BAHRAM to wipe out UNSF LEVs Powered by Metatron the powerful element, they are lightweight and have far greater maneouverabilty than LEVs They are piloted by a single runner who can boost the frames power with his emotions. Equipped with far better Bttle AI than UNSF Phantoma LEVs. From PS2 Game Zone Of the Enders.
What is a Orbital Frame doing on Callisto?
by Mike January 2, 2005
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Orbital Commander

Navigating through a group of fat people, either in a crowd or in a line
In order to move along the buffet line, I had to orbital commander around a group of fatties lingering around the chocolate fountain.
by The Freshman King January 18, 2020
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orbital bomber

orbital bomber - n - A space craft used to bomb terrestrial targets from orbit. Generally they deploy tungsten rods about 20 feet in length and 1 foot in diameter and strike with immense power.
"HIMEOBS orbital bombers have just struck enemy positions inside the mountain. There's no way they could've survived that!"
by TheScribe August 11, 2006
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Orbital Bombardment

The act of commencing a high yeild military strike on a planet's surface using a satallite or spacecraft as a weapons platform.

Attacks of this manner can be noted for the ability to deliver increasingly large amounts of firepower to a surface target anywhere in the hemisphere with accuracy rivaling that of a smart-bomb due to all targets being in the Line of Sight.
These attacks are also nearly impossible to defend against, as solid projectiles must fight gravity to engage attacking ships and orbiting vessels can manuver better than ground targets. Thus dramaticly reducing the risk of the attack...

Single precision attacks are often reffered to as an orbital strike while more powerful salvo and barrage styled attacks tend to be used for leveling a metropolis or larger.

Uses of an Orbital Bombarment include Ground-Force Suppression, Instalation Neutralization, and for those of us with no reguard for civilian life... Genocide.
Enemy forces are on the move... commence orbital bombardment on these coordinets.
by AdmiralTigerclaw November 10, 2008
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Orbital ignorance

The phenomenon by which a person loses 20 IQ points or more by being in the vicinity of a stupid person
"Nathan caused Kevin to suffer from orbital ignorance almost daily".
by chaosoftime June 16, 2011
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