ones and twos

A set of turntables.

Yo, he's off the heezy on dem ones and twos son.

by Rollin May 17, 2004

ones and twos

two turntables - #1 and #2. thus, ones and twos.

Yo, we got DJ Revolution rippin' it up on the ones and twos tonight.

by kha` May 17, 2004

ones and twos

beat juggling two tracks __ track one to track two __ cutting up scratches from fader one to fader two __ straight dropping beats from track one to track two __ left to right __ right to left __ on that one two type ish—mixing the beats up back n' forth.

yo that turntablist be banging tracks back n' forth on those ones and twos—ill style.

by whack_not April 27, 2013

ones from the bottom

Codeword for "she's got great cleavage showing", originally derived from Homer Simpson ogling Maude Flanders by asking her for some peanuts, "no not those nuts, the ones from the bottom," and by reaching further into the bowl, Homer could ogle even more cleavage.

Hey Eric, she's got some nice ones from the bottom.

by Simpsonlexicon October 7, 2008

ones and zeroes

a system of rating women as either capable of being sexed or incapable of being sexed, derived from binary code

"At the end of the night, you can throw out your scale of one to ten and just go with ones and zeroes."

by jwd142 August 12, 2009

ones if

kinda like what if

ones if you are a fuckin moron called ssttiinngg.....????

by Amoeba July 1, 2003

ones noogs

a word used in many different ways, only meaning something to those who are game. This word may be highly difficult to understand for those who are not game.

Billy Bo: "hey jimmy! can i get a ones noogs?"
Jimmy: "Ones noogs!"

2nd example:

Frank: "hey Big D pass that chicken ones noogs"
Big D: "well a shmyes ones noogs"

by shaftlong August 2, 2004