OMFJC

OMFJC: Oh My Fucking Jesus Christ...a more forceful and vulgar way of saying, the more common, Oh My God (OMG)or Oh My Jesus Christ (OMJC).

OMFJC is considered the "Lords Name in Vain" when spoken without abbrieviation so beware when using.

Person 1: OMFJC!!! I totally just failed that test!!!
Person 2: Dude...lords name in vain. Keep it down
Person 1: Nah...i abbrieviated. No biggy

by MsMeglit June 11, 2009

Omfjcih

A very drawn out, and unnecessary way of saying "Omfg". It means "Oh my fucking Jesus Christ in heaven".

Question: Do you think that girl is hot?
Response: Omfjcih yes.

by Xeneron January 3, 2009

OMFA

OMFAAAAA.
OMFA.
Is to shout

"OH MY FUCKING ALLAH!!!"
Because it is that cool.
We love our terrorists.

<3

OMFA. THAT TERRORIST JUST FUCKED THAT ALLAH.
<3

by LegallyInLove December 21, 2010

Offjack

A more polite way to tell someone to go jack off when backwards others seem to miss the meaning so its not offensive to most!! Word usage was started by

Hey go offjack pal!!

The guy is a complete offjack!!

OFFJACK OFFJACK OFFJACK

by Michael Davis August 3, 2005

omfaneg

Oh My Fucking Actual Non-Existent God

A advancement on the classic OMG 'Oh My God' was OMNEG this is for non believers 'Oh My Non Existent God' This has morphed into OMFANEG

Main uses on Internet message boards and forums

Geeky internet user 1: Dude check this vid out its called '2 girls 1 cup'

Geeky internet user 2: (after clicking link) OMFANEG!!!!1

by Leftoverdan December 22, 2007

ofjab

On for just a bit.

I'm ofjab(online for just a bit). won't be on long. may also be used as I'll offline for a bit.

by Joyfully May 13, 2011

Omajanae

Finee ass female, One of a kind😍

Omajanae bhad asfk😍😍

by anonymous July 29, 2021