A Jumping-Jack Off is just like the motion of jumping jacks, except you have one hand in that particular motion
I went to the gym, and as a joke I did my entire work out. The very last one I started the Jumping Jack-offs
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The best way to loose weight is to do Jumping Jack-offs
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Although Lois Lane and Kara Kent had not met on screen in the TV show Smallville, Lois claimed that they were good friends. The development of that friendship was said to have occurred in Offscreenville.
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Our current government, with the media's collusion, has created such an obfustocracy that neither the Oracle at Delphi, nor Nostradamus himself could discern what they really mean.
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