Numerating

When you are young, 10, 11, or 12 and you first begin masturbating. It is new to you and amazing. At that time it is referred to as numerating.

I just began numerating yesterday.

by joshuan jared November 16, 2007

Arse like a Nutella pot

A particularly nasty sticky shit where the constant wiping of your ass will never draw a clean wipe.

Mick, you used up a whole bog roll in there. Sorry mate, I had an arse like a Nutella pot.

by Jayboy1980 May 16, 2020

Numerati

Derived from the word Illuminati, it refers to a math elite that are increasingly controlling the future. One of the first people to popularize the phrase, "The Numerati" was the author and journalist, Stephen Baker, who also has a book of the same name.

In this age of science and technology, it is no big surprise that the global elite will increasingly be run by the Numerati.

by dimension August 17, 2009

Nutella

The best thing ever to exist on the face of the Earth. Legend has it that Zeus himself created this rich spread to be devoured by the first man and other gods. Any haters of this bottle of tastegasm shalt be locked away in a shadowy dungeon to be killed for treason against the best taste in the world.

Thing 1: Dude, that chick is so hawt, she is even better than Nutella.
Thing 2: Dude, nothing's better than Nutella.

Thing 1: I'm feeling down, nothing can cheer me up.
Thing 2: Not even Nutella?
Thing: There's nothing in this world Nutella can't fix dawg, give me a spoon and a jar!

by A very good guy May 11, 2013

nutella

A heavenly hazelnut and chocolate spread, basically sex in a jar.

Man, nutella trumps peanut butter any day.

by AmeliaJane January 28, 2009

Nutella Knickers

Shit skids in your underpants.

"Fuck, what's that smell??"

"Aw shit, it must be my Nutella Knickers..."

by ShitKnicks February 17, 2010

Nutellaitis

happens when someone eats too much Nutella and dies because of chocolate hazelnut overdose.

she ate sooo much Nutella that she got really sick and the only way we could of saved her was if we had brought her to the right hospital... she got Nutellaitis really fast that night

by hersss December 2, 2010