flabergasterin nonsense

flab means your yapper, gasterin means what you're yappin' and nonsense, well, you know what nonsense means.

emmy, quit that flabergasterin nonsense!

by nana amalia January 4, 2009

generalized abstract nonsense

The term "generalized abstract nonsense" is usually jokingly (and endearingly) applied to topics in mathematics of very high abstraction level, mostly category theory. It probably refers to the fact that some concepts in category theory can abstract away so far from the actual mathematical structures that are described as to lose all connection to the actual meat of the matter.

Yoneda's lemma is just generalized abstract nonsense.

by Dominique U March 10, 2018

Nonsense

What most of the definition's on UD are. Not saying the definitions suck but if you go to the last 5 pages of a word you'll see what nonsense i'm talking about.

75% of the definitions are shit, utterly stupid, and totally R-tarded, and nonsense. Look up a popular word such as sex, then see definition 400 or something, seriously Urban needs to delete the last 100 definitions they're retawded

by kevinonurban July 15, 2011

Oriental Nonsense

When you go to get your nails done, these are the nonsense sounds you hear the orientals yelling at each other.

Paige Marie: Hello
Oriental (loudly): Harrow!
----20 minutes later---
Oriental 1: In ching song chu yang tuvye.
Oriental 2 (even louder): Ching wan buyg sa!
----Those noises are oriental nonsense.-----
++++And it continues for the remainder of the time you are there just trying to get your nails done.

by PaigeMarie&MitchellRobert November 9, 2010

woke nonsense

A word made up by crybaby consies to justify them bashing non-white, disabled, gay, and trans people simply for existing. Joke’s on them though because we reclaimed that phrase already lol.

Person A: Look at this woke nonsense on a kid’s show!
Person B: This show has an autistic black girl as the protagonist though, what’s the problem?
Person A: *clutching their AK-47 in fear* Kids don’t need to be learning about this stuff!

Person B: *on the phone* Yes police, I think I’m being held hostage by an insane person-

by Yeplol August 30, 2023

Nonesense

Nonesense as distinguished from nonsense is when a person says something that appears at first glance to make sense, but in fact does not. Perfect nonesense is a circular sentence that creates a spinning sensation in the mind of the listener, from which the only escape is to move onwards to avoid focusing on what is actually being said.

Nonesense may be skillfully employed to give the impression that meaningful comments or thoughts are being contributed.

Used by politicians to induce slow-witted journalists with tight deadlines to quote them.

See also: weasel words

Politician: "Being a really small country, especially after the financial crisis, we saw the world is connected - all intertwined. Our problems do not just affect us locally, they affect us globally."

TV Anchor:"So there you have it folks, our problems affect us globally....back with more news later on."

TV Viewer:"What did he say?"
TV Viewer 2: "Um....seems like nonesense."

by Jurgen222 February 16, 2010

nigga nonsense

when something is so ridiculous that it requires the word nigga in it.

Dan: Dude, i fucked 5 bitches yesterday.
Chad: Dude, that's some nigga nonsense.

by chazzledazzle February 25, 2010