Novak

A conservative columnist and TV personality who resembles Jabba the Hut appearance and tonw.

Novak's on Crossfire, he's about to eat some pie.

by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

Novak

this serbian dude who goes to my schoolschool.

Hi Novak Novakovic!
hi!

by holylimao September 20, 2004

Novak

A unit of measure for either width or weight. The width of one "Novak" is approximately 2 feet wide. The weight of a "Novak" is about 300 pounds.

Width: That couch is 3 Novaks wide.
Weight: It felt like i was carrying a Novak on my back on my way to class.

by the_inhaler September 11, 2009

Novak

The act of stealing another man's girl

Did you hear about Jimmy and Rob?
Ya I heard Jimmy was a total Novak

by sexychihuahua December 09, 2015

Novak

Adjective used to describe a slow or limited intellectual or emotional development or academic progress. This word originates from the Slovenian dictionary. It is often used by people of mid-age.

Stop acting like a Novak! I'm being serious!
Stop this Novakian behavior. You don't act like your age!

by Cynthia075 June 26, 2009

Joey Novak

Jenna’s ex! A short stubby blonde mainly found in quaboag or potfinder.

Etain-There’s a short stub over there

Kadin-It must be Joey Novak

by Best definitions ever7282 April 04, 2019

ayden novak

An asshole that won't be as successful as he thinks. People named Fanny will always overpower an Ayden Novak.

Ayden Novak: "I'm a rich asshole"

by Haha no. August 27, 2014