Notability

Convoluted and frankly dubious criterion used by Wikipedia editor to justify the exclusion of certain topics from the encyclopedia

New user 1: They were literally mentioned in Forbes and were interviewed by the Washington Post.
Admin: The Forbes article seems like a PR press release and we don't allow interviews, so they don't meet the notability guidelines. Also, if you talk about that article once more, I'll block you per WP:NOTHERE.

by FullWaistcoat June 20, 2021

scrotal notations

The act of taking notes on the stretched skin of your scrotum

Rick: Hey man got a sheet of paper?
Alex: Nah man, I take Scrotal Notations now, way easier
Rick: Oh...dude wtf?

by The Scroter November 28, 2013

Novakid

Someone with a attention span of a turtle.

Derives from the Starbound character, the Novakid.

"I was going to finish my drawing, but then I got distracted by some memes on the internet."
"You're such a novakid."

by Harpolias January 21, 2017

Notario

An individual who has problem with reading and writing, as well as having major emotional problems. They are usually diagnosed as being clinically depressed and having bi-poloar disorder.

That poor Notario is 30 years old and lives next door to his parents.

by Kayleena January 2, 2007

Scientific Notation

Dividing a single number by 10 then raise it to the power of how many numbers are behind it. Also known as complete and utter usless bullshit.

Math Teacher: "Wanna hear some utter bullshit?"

Student: "Wait, let me stop you right there. The answer is Scientific Notation."

by undead-ciela December 15, 2014

Notekin

A napkin of any size, shape or color that is used as am immediate notepad, sticky or post-it type note. It is usually used in a bar or eatery in response to an urgent need to write down a telephone number, name or other item of interest.

Eric (while on the phone in a bar): I have a pen. Wait, I need to find something to write on to get that number.

Chrissy: Here is a notekin, just don't wipe your mouth with it after you write the number down.

by The Rubes October 18, 2008

notating

The specific action of writing or taking notes by writng or electronic device.

I can't talk on the phone right now cause I'm busy notating information on these loads Amanda is giving me. Notating taking notes

by Michael playah norris June 29, 2017