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NOT on my team

Said by gay people in hopes that someone (usually unattractive or unpleasant) is not gay, to avoid bringing down the general reputation of gay men/ lesbians. Can also be "my team" to a non-queer audience, or "our team" to a queer audience.

The reverse works too "I hope she's on our team- Jodi's so hot."
"I *hope* he's not on my team, even though he keeps referring to his 'partner'. Joe is SO obnoxious."
by Valgirl July 15, 2009
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Not on shit

by Tnotshit January 27, 2021
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Not on your life

said to highlight a refusal to abide by an order.
"When the sergeant ordered me to jump off the moving bridge, I yelled, 'Not on your life! That's crazy!'"
by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024
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pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonish men given to males with bad aim while passing micturition.
I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!
by Telephony June 15, 2014
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pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.
I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!
by Telephony June 15, 2014
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NOTB: Not on the blob

When a girl wears tight white trousers or a really short skirt on a night out she is definitely NOTB not on the blob (period)
Hey mate that girls so fit and she's definitely NOTB: not on the blob. Get stuck in boy
by Wixo August 29, 2017
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That's not on

Term used in the Canadian Forces. The same as that's unacceptable except with a professional overtone.
I thought the Captain was going to charge me or at the least councel me. Instead he just said "That's not on trooper."
by LGswift March 21, 2011
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