nose job

nasal sex; via one or both nostril

She gave me a nose job. Like a blow job but much more painful for both of us. And she nearly suffocated.

by garyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy July 27, 2011

nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.

Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job

by the funny one February 13, 2015

nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.

Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job

by the funny one February 13, 2015

Streatham nose job

the action of stabbing someone in the face with a chizzle

mugger
give me you wallet

victim

fuck off

mugger

do it or its a fuckin Streatham nose job for you boy

victim

fuck off

vitim is struck in the face with a chizzle and mugger runs off

by scared of streatham April 21, 2010

Norristown Nose Job

The lining of one's nostrils with cocaine, to be on or under the influence of crack or cocaine. To be addicted to booger sugar.

He's working million miles a second he's obviously got the Norristown nose job working for him.

His doctor prescribed him a little too much for that Norristown nose job. He will be too amped up for the Eagles game.

by Mr Magoe September 28, 2014

Cocaine Nose-Job

The act of repairing a deviated septum by a medical doctor usually caused by having a habit of snorting lots of Cocaine over a period of time.

Scottie was doing so much blow, he had to go to the ER for a Cocaine Nose-Job.

by Irie McLovin August 15, 2008

Jamaican Nose Job

When a girl is giving a guy a hand job and purposely slips off the top and hits herself in the nose causing her nose to bleed. She then begins to get some blood from her nose and uses it as lubrication to finish the guy off.

Dude 1: My girl gives the best jamaican nose jobs! Her blood feels amazing on my cock!

Dude 2: Is that why her nose is so fucked up?

by Jamaican_NJ_lover December 10, 2010