Skip to main content

nookielear spill 

When the babe you're engaged in serious foreplay with goes into kitchen and you notice major sauce leakage from her nookie area on your new leather couch.
Vrin: Damn, Sally Sue had a nookielear spill on my new leather sofa last night.
Jadu: How man?
Vrin: We were just foolin around on the couch and she was getting real excited, and left a third of my sofa covered in her liquid excitement.
Jadu: You okay?
Vrin. Kinda. I called the store where I bought it and they said they can't accept nookielear stained sofas anymore.
Jadu: Bummer man.
nookielear spill by jethrojones December 12, 2007
nookielear spill mug front
Get the nookielear spill mug.
See more merch

The Nookie 

What I did it all for
"The Nookie" is a song by the craptacular Limp Bizkit
The Nookie by ohshnap April 11, 2009

Nookie Hooky

Mark was playing nookie hooky from work when he left to have sex with Celeste.
Nookie Hooky by Stella S. January 18, 2006

lack a nookie 

A play on the Hawaian language. Meaning getting no sex.
Billy is so horny,he's suffering from lack a nookie.
lack a nookie by Bill/K4FLH May 27, 2008

Blue Nookie

i got a blue nookie after jacks mom walked in on us while we were about to have sex.
Blue Nookie by poaches January 1, 2020

caught with your hand in the nookie jar 

when a married/taken person is caught having hot monkey sex in a cheap motel or other locale with someone other than their SO. especially applies to congressmen and famous people.
hillbilly 1: well John Edwards, i reckon you really got caught with your hand in the nookie jar.

John Edwards: i reckon.

fortune nookie 

When you are fortunate enough to have that slant eye verticle slit sitting on your face or really fortunate when you are sticking it to the slant eye slit.
Last night I took out this hot chink chick for dinner and afterwards she brought me back to her place and gave me her fortune nookie for desert :)