nomosexual

noun: a male (usually a bachelor in late-middle age) unlikely ever to engage in unpaid-for sexual intercourse again.

Mr. Huffins the irritable finicky English teacher who cooks complicated meals for himself is a well-known Nomosexual.

nomosexual by Songg Righta March 15, 2004

nouisexual 

Someone who is incredibly attracted to both a Louis Tomlinson and Niall Horan. They tend to be the most brutal people you will ever meet with twitter Niall Horan and airport Louis Tomlinson coming together to create their sassiness, however they will be the most sweetest and purest soul too if you treat them well. You always want a friend who is Nouisexual :)

Person 1: “Omg I love Louis Tomlinson and Niall Horan!”
Person 2: “So your Nouisexual!”

nouisexual by oned.obsessed January 22, 2021

namisexual 

it means you’re straight but gay only for nami from one piece

when i saw nami i immediately realize i was namisexual

namisexual by anonymous September 19, 2021

nomosexual

A grown man or woman who used to be, but is no longer sexually active, for whatever reason.

Girl, you know I don't date anymore. I'm a nomosexual.

nomosexual by KBnEP September 16, 2009

nonsexual 

To fancy someone without caring about their sexual orientation/identity. (Nonromantic...to only be romantically involved and not nonsexually)

Bob loves Bobbet...orentation it doesn't matter.

Lola and Jesse are nonsexuals

Gina and Alex are Nonromantics

nonsexual by Zwowz May 7, 2016

Nomosexuality 

Exactly the same as pomosexuality, but less pretentious sounding (i.e. No More Sexuality as apposed to Post Modern Sexuality).

"We've had Gay/Straight Alliances, but how about we just stop putting stupid superficial labels on people and be who we want to be? Say yes to nomosexuality and you say yes to no more bullshit labels from society."

Nomosexuality by charmeleon_p3 September 24, 2013

nonsexual crush 

an attraction to someone of the same sex for reasons unrelated to sex

Gaurav has a nonsexual crush on Michael Vick.

nonsexual crush by Tim Jones February 18, 2004