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nolanitis

A deadly disease that results in severe itching between the upper thighs and makes you make a lot of cringey fortnite references. It also makes certain body parts balloon 3x the regular size.

nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.

people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.
Tyler : wtf he has nolanitis

Me: oof o god
by findthecure21 March 21, 2019
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Nolfin' it

The act of transcending the human condition to achieve a feat beyond that of mere mortals. Inspired by the great poet, underwear model and composer, Luke Egenolf. Typically applies to the sport of Rowing.
Coach: Whats your strategy for the 2k today Jim?
Jim: I am going to pull a power 200.
Coach: You could have just said you are Nolfin' it.
by PurdueRower May 27, 2010
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Noeline

The most beautiful,strong,sexy ass bitch is a real one and ain’t fake and will keep your secrets even if y’all ain’t friends no more keep her she’s a real one or u lost a real one stupid ass😗
Omg Noeline is hella nice
by NOCAPBITCH June 30, 2020
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Christopher Nolan

To revive a dead or dying franchise with dark and moody epicness.
Are they really rebooting Spider-Man.

Yeah, apparently they're gonna' try and Christopher Nolan it.
by J.N. Growling June 20, 2010
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Mike Nolan

To be a council man today and a sick cunt tomorrow.
You hear about that council man?
Yeah he'll be a mike nolan tomorrow.
by jsksh November 1, 2016
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Nolan Westlake

The most homielicious homie a guy could ask for. Is always mega cute.
Hey look! That cutie right there is Nolan Westlake, the most homielicious homie out there!
by Scott Crem November 28, 2018
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nolan ryan

Lynn Nolan Ryan "The Express"
The best strikeout pitcher who ever played baseball. With a career that spanned 27 years, The Express became known for his blazing fastball (known to be 104 miles per hour at times) and incredible endurance. As a young pitcher, Nolan Ryan seemed to be doomed for mediocrity, but in latter half of his career, his amazing strikeout capability and capacity to throw no-hitters ensured his place in the Hall of Fame. As a win's pitcher, Nolan Ryan is one of the few members of the 300-wins club, and nearly had as many wins as losses (324-292), however, his 5,714 strikeouts is a record considered by many baseball fans, as untouchable.

Nolan Ryan also achieved fame in his fighting ability when the mound was charged by a batter, as is evident in a famous fight against Robin Ventura, who was 26 years old when he charged a 46 year old Ryan after being nailed with a fastball. Ryan put him in a headlock and punched him repeatedly.
Nolan Ryan is the all-time leader in strikeouts in Major League Baseball.
by N.A.P. July 14, 2006
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