national neice day

niece
/nēs/

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noun: niece; plural noun: nieces
a daughter of one's brother or sister, or of one's brother-in-law or sister-in-law.

hey , have you thought about having me a neice yet. you know national neice day is november 24th ?

nah i haven’t thought about having a neice yet

by avionna mae November 24, 2021

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International Nonce Day

Every year at the 14th of May, its international nonce day

Damn its International Nonce Day. Time to fuck a kid -Bayliss aka the nonce

by HEHE EGG MOUTH NOOOMM May 14, 2022

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National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.

Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.

by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022

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