Noah's Ark

Noah's Ark is 2 of every kind of sauce a fast food Restaurant has to offer.

16 yr old Kid Working The Drive-Thru: Can I get you any sauce?

Me: yeah I got a lot of nuggets in here so can I get a Noah's Ark

by Jimmy McCarthy' January 13, 2009

Noah's Ark

A fat slut

"I call that girl Noah's Ark, shes as wide as an ark and guys often try to board her 2 by 2"

by orlo January 31, 2009

Noah's chin

A extremely spicy meme and is used to say how big someone's chin is

That person has a chin unlike leafy

Guy: yo that guy has got Noah's chin

by Spicy boy 69 March 12, 2017

Noah's giant love handles

Noah's fatass has enormous love handles

Wow! Look at Noah's giant love handles!

by fagmaster69 November 19, 2019

Noah's Fatass Love Handles

Term to describe someone's HUGE love handles.

You are beginning to form Noah's Fatass Love Handles because of all of the junk food you eat!

by DankDickRoaster February 10, 2020

Noah’s Foot

Has the biggest shlong imaginable. HE WILL LITERALLY READ YOUR MIND AND FUCK YOUR FAMILY IN A MATTER OF SECOND WITH HIS 94 FOOT PENIS.

Dude 1: Yo is that Noah’s Foot?
Dude 2: Yeah he can’t walk with that massive cock.

by Noah’s Left Middle Toe October 17, 2020

Noah's Foundation School

NFS is the school where the teachers are more interesting than the students. For real, no joke, on god. The students are desperate as hell for either one guy or they can't choose who to like. Most often than not there will be drama every month, created mostly by students. Roast accounts, expulsion threats, smoking weed in the bathroom, dating rumors etc. They have everything you can possibly name. This is the best place to go to if you want to have an english teacher who keeps telling you about his life story instead of the actual lesson, a science teacher who tells you to button your cardigan every 3 seconds, a miss who keeps yelling "KEEP QUIET!" every 5 seconds, Dwayne the Rock Jounson as your maths teacher, a geography teacher who asks you for common sense, a hindi teacher who makes jokes you won't understand, and 2 teachers who watch Andrew Tate and follow him religiously. You will find this school quite fun if you are massively into BDSM, torture, etc. You will either be very popular or nobody will know you in this school, no in between.

If you go to this school you will have an outrageously bad uniform but don't worry, the uniform runs out mighty quick so you might aswell buy it super late to avoid wearing it everyday.

Ezra: "have you seen the neighbour's kid?"

Jonana: "No, is he weird?"

Ezra: "Most likely, he seems to always have his sweaters and cardigans buttoned. He definitely goes to Noah's Foundation School."

by Hriathlua's Fan August 30, 2022