hetero

The disgusting act of inserting a penis into a vagina.

man i just had some great hetero sex.
That's so hetero.

by atensinferno April 11, 2009

hetero

something/someone to be avoided, chastised, criticized, and/or mocked.

tv is so hetero these days, it's completely worthless.

by thatkid March 29, 2005

No Hetero

Background: When people call something or someone "So Gay", they are often considered to be covering up their own latened homosexuality. These people also do gay things and then claim "No homo", making it ok.

By this reckoning, one can assume that if a person were to call things "So Straight" all the time, they are merely reinforcing their own heterosexuality. Hence the term "No Hetero"

Frank: Hey, hows it going Steve? *slaps steve's ass*
Steve: I'm pretty good man. *slaps back*
Frank: Hey! No hetero!
Steve: Yeah man. No hetero.

by ColourOfJazzee May 1, 2009

No Hetero

No hetero is what you say to a friend of the opposite gender in place of "no homo"

John: wouldn't it be funny if we had sex lol
Jane: lol yeah no hetero

by SexHaver212 March 13, 2018

hetero

someone who does stereotypical hetero-normatives/gender norms. things that heterosexual people have grown accustom to. (also, heterosexuals who are unaware of LGBTQ culture)

girl: i love my boyfriend! i want to cook, clean, and feed him. he's the love of my life! i would never turn lesbian, i love penis tooo much.
gay friend: you're so hetero.

guy: i'm afraid of commitment, i'm not ready to move in with my girlfriend of 6 years.
gay friend: you're so hetero.

by deemfong.h April 11, 2012

hetero

Basically the same thing as No Homo, but shorter and easier to say.

Man 1: Dude, did you see his ass?
Man 2: You're so gay!
Man 1: Hetero.

by Kevin From Conn July 6, 2009

No Hetero

After some one says " no Homo" you say " no hetero" to be funny, because you're not really gay.

Dan: " Man just stick it in. No homo"

Mike: " no Hetero"

Dan: walks out*

by the_lifeguard November 19, 2010