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cool story bro no one cares

hahahahhahahahaha cool story bro no one cares, now shut up meg.
by megsmellslikepineapples September 13, 2016
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said no one ever

A phrase used to fervently punctuate the ridiculousness of any statement preceding it.
The horrendous pain my fibroid tumors have me in when I get my period is all worth it so that at the end of the day I can say I braved it like a real woman, said no one ever.
by illadelphiajones June 2, 2013
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said no one ever

A phrase often used online to mock something that is generally disliked or of an unpopular opinion.
-I work at a toll booth and don't want to kill myself, said no one ever.

-Hold my fanny pack, I'm about to go fuck a woman, said no one ever.

-My life's about three things. Gettin' paid, gettin' laid, and the Dewey decimal system! Said no one ever.
by The Boho April 25, 2014
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said no one ever

An nullified attribution intended to convey the absurdity of a statement.
by adaptojen May 1, 2013
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said no one ever

A phrase put at the end of a sarcastic or misleading statement to imply how unheard of it is; this joke is mainly used when a person can't think of anything clever to say
"'Man, where can I get a pair of those Uggs?' said no one ever."
"'Let me Bing that for you!' said no one ever."
"'Nickelback is comprised of the finest musicians of our generation,' said no one ever."
"(INSERT REVERSE PSYCHOLOGICAL STATEMENT HERE), said no one ever."
by Emjaydi May 1, 2013
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shh no one cares

a salty way of telling someone to be quiet. usually used if someone is being annoying. similar to saying shut up. this phrase is commonly seen on shirts.
Person: goes on and on about something
The other person: shh no one cares
by GalaxyTheCat October 22, 2020
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no one can deflect the emerald splash

Kakyoin: EMERALD SPLASH
Star Platinum : Deflects the Emerald splash
Kakyoin: HE JUST DEFLECTED THE EMERALD SPLASH WTF. No one can deflect the emerald splash
by MrSmartgooserman May 16, 2022
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