Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song

Badass theme song

Person 1: yo bro

Person 2: what?

Person 1: have you heard the rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song?

Person 2: no what's that?

Person 1: let me play it for you!

*song starts*

Riseeee

Rise of the... teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!
TURTLE POWER!

Rising up against evil!
Paint the city green!
Raph is ready for a fight!
Leos making a scene!
Mikeys gotGOT rad skills!
Donnie rocksROCKS machines!

With each other they discover their destiny and rise!

COWABUNGA!

Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!

RISEEEEEEES!

by Spiderman :3 April 23, 2023

teenage mutant ninja turtles

$20 bucks says these smooth pimp daddies can beat the shit out of those fruitbag Power Rangers seven sides of Sunday.

Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael. Ph33r.

by DarkMillennia October 5, 2003

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The four sexiest mutant turtles ever created. Raphael is the studliest, none of the other's compare.

Raphael is the studliest, none of the other's compare.

by Buslady September 17, 2005

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

1: Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael.

2: Appeared as a comic book in the 1980s

3: Created by Chuck Norris, on one fine day when he decided to eat four turtles whole. After they passed through his body, they had grown 6 feet and learned karate.

"Don't make me go Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on your ass, son, Chuck Norris is on MY side"

by Jennard May 14, 2006

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

green dudes who would so kick mofo power rangers skinny little butts.

Greengirl4Donatello4life.
turtles in a half shell-TURTLE POWER!
*SCREAMS* YEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by Greengirl February 28, 2004

ninja turtle generation

Those born between years 1983-1990, not later, maybe a year or two earlier.

It's no wonder the rest of the world is so fucked up, they weren't born in the Ninja Turtle Generation.

by wasoncejake August 10, 2005

ninja turtle drunk

A severe state of intoxication marked by two main characteristics:

1. The belief that you can challenge and successfully defeat anyone in a fight regardless of their size and or fighting skill.
2. The intense craving for and ravenous consumption of pizza with no concern about toppings, condition or personal health.

Steve was ninja turtle drunk last night... first I saw him try and fight the bouncer when he left the bar, and then he found an old pizza in the dumpster and ate the whole thing. Master Splinter would be have been proud.

by MattyP603 November 11, 2013