nimrod

1. A mighty hunter. Now chiefly used in this sense outside the United States.
2. A slow-witted person.

Nimrod was the Biblical founder of Babylon, also considered a mighty hunter. Contrary to the uneducated twits on here, Nimrod did NOT build the tower of Babel (at least the Bible does not claim this, only that the "men of Babylon" tried to build it), and the Bible does NOT claim he tried to kill God.

The Bible ONLY mentions that Nimrod was a son of Cush, the founder of Babylon, and a mighty hunter. Curiously enough, Dictionary.com attests definition 2 to have derived from a Looney Toons episode, wherein Bugs Bunny mocks his adversary, the hunter Elmer Fudd, calling him a "poor little Nimrod". Warner Brothers' Looney Toons cartoons were not written for children, but for literate adults, and often contained literary references children would not understand. Younger generations, mostly illiterate, and having little or no Bible knowledge not gleaned from their moronic parents and half-wit talk radio hosts, probably misunderstood the comment as being a general insult describing the slow-witted Fudd.

Probably from the phrase “poor little Nimrod,” used by the cartoon character Bugs Bunny to mock the hapless hunter Elmer Fudd.

by Rev. Dr. Mycopheles April 18, 2006

Nimrod

A supremely annoying person.

That nimrod kept asking me for money.

by Xaviong May 8, 2014

Nimrod

a jokey name for a friend who's a bit of an idiot...

You're such a nimrod, mate. What you doing? haha!

by Kittyplaybuttsausage May 15, 2015

nimroid

noun. Used to describe a person. A word that combines the term nimrod and the word hemroid, it is used to describe someone who is exceptionally annoying as well as uncommonly stupid. The most simple explaination when a person asks what the term you just used means would be "You are as dumb as a nimrod and as annoying as a hemroid...therefor you are a nimroid.

My girlfiend's little brother won't ever leave us alone long enough for me to slam it in her ass. He just keeps bargin in everytime I get ready to spit on her and throw it in. That kid is such a fucking nimroid.

Your dad is a nimroid. Your mother is a nimroid. I should have known...they would make a nimroid bitch like you.

by Dylan Fletcher June 9, 2005

Nimrod

1. A toooopid hoooman
2. A great hunter, and descendant of Ham from the Bible times.
3. An adjective used to describe a stoooopid hoooman.

Girl: " That idea is soooo nimrodical!"

by COOKIEWOOKY October 2, 2019

Nimrod

The kid at the party who is in the basement, sober, playing with magic cards whilst thinking about RuneScape.

Yo, where's Nimrod?' 'Oh probably in the basement playing Runescape

by TheHero00907676 July 15, 2010

nimrod

A kick ass album by Green Day. Has many good songs such as Haushinka, Platypus (I hate you), Hitchin a ride, and Jinx. Plus that annoying-as-fuck Time of your life song.

Stupid fucker: OMFG GREEN DAY SUX DEY H8 AMERICA

Me: Stop listening to the title song of American Idiot and go buy Nimrod.

by Blahb April 6, 2005