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noun. Used to describe a person. A word that combines the term nimrod and the word hemroid, it is used to describe someone who is exceptionally annoying as well as uncommonly stupid. The most simple explaination when a person asks what the term you just used means would be "You are as dumb as a nimrod and as annoying as a hemroid...therefor you are a nimroid.
My girlfiend's little brother won't ever leave us alone long enough for me to slam it in her ass. He just keeps bargin in everytime I get ready to spit on her and throw it in. That kid is such a fucking nimroid.

Your dad is a nimroid. Your mother is a nimroid. I should have known...they would make a nimroid bitch like you.
nimroid by Dylan Fletcher June 9, 2005
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Mix between a nimrod and a hemroid; used when someone is acting like a hemroid and an idiot.
“You are such a nimroid!”
Nimroid by Regina Adams February 19, 2019
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An extremely sussy character, usually a person who is a nimrod begins with the letter B. They are often really scrawny and skinny. Also they are usually Jewish and from Yorkshire
“Do u know Brent?”

“What as in freezy the nimroid”
Nimroid by FreezysLeftBumCheek April 8, 2022
A hunter that is so skillful in his work, he finishes his job very quickly and efficiently.
"oh look, look at 'im, he's so full of skills, isn't he?"
"what a nimrod"
Nimrod by UsingPeopleforPleasure September 11, 2022
A mighty hunter and godking of Babylon and legendary founder of Mesoptamiam civilization.
Also a descendant of Noah.

Name popularized by Bugs Bunny calling the Elmer Fudd, the hunter,"Nimrod".
This was mocking Elmer sarcastically for being a poor hunter of wabbits.

Has nothing to do with foolishness or stupidity outside of those who misinterpreted the quote from Loony Toons.
Nimrod was the Son of Cush, and a mightyhunter before the Lord.
Nimrod by Rustee Ventura August 8, 2017
A name used to describe an incredibly ignorant and clueless person.

Historically Nimrod was the Grandson of Noah in the book of Genesis.
"That nimrod just cut me off!"
Nimrod by Vent172 March 18, 2015
Orginally from the Biblical Nimrod, a mighty hunter, it has come to mean socially inadequade.
"Oh he's a real Nimrod, he steals the dried snot from under the science teachers desk."
nimrod by Niel Webster July 16, 2002
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
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