noun. Used to describe a person. A word that combines the term nimrod and the word hemroid, it is used to describe someone who is exceptionally annoying as well as uncommonly stupid. The most simple explaination when a person asks what the term you just used means would be "You are as dumb as a nimrod and as annoying as a hemroid...therefor you are a nimroid.
My girlfiend's little brother won't ever leave us alone long enough for me to slam it in her ass. He just keeps bargin in everytime I get ready to spit on her and throw it in. That kid is such a fucking nimroid.

Your dad is a nimroid. Your mother is a nimroid. I should have known...they would make a nimroid bitch like you.
by Dylan Fletcher June 2, 2005
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An extremely sussy character, usually a person who is a nimrod begins with the letter B. They are often really scrawny and skinny. Also they are usually Jewish and from Yorkshire
“Do u know Brent?”

“What as in freezy the nimroid
by FreezysLeftBumCheek April 8, 2022
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Mix between a nimrod and a hemroid; used when someone is acting like a hemroid and an idiot.
by Regina Adams February 19, 2019
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