Nimrod

An ancient king who died of suffocation after wondering aloud to his guards what it would be like to have your own head stuck up your ass.

Nimrod: Guards, I have a proposal

muffled speech, sound of body hitting marble floor

by adamzan September 10, 2007

Nimrod

Fucking dicked with no friends

He a nimrod a retard

by Ben re tar f September 8, 2016

nimrod

Orginally from the Biblical Nimrod, a mighty hunter, it has come to mean socially inadequade.

"Oh he's a real Nimrod, he steals the dried snot from under the science teachers desk."

by Niel Webster July 16, 2002

nimrod

One of the best albums by green day!

Nimrod is a fuckin sweet album

by Insomniac June 16, 2004

nimrod

a stupid person ( see dingus)

The guy next door to my cousin is a total nimrod.

by Shawn B. March 30, 2003

Nimrodical

An adjective describing a stupid hooman. The root word for nimrodical is nimrod.

"You're such a nimrodical nimrod!!"

by COOKIEWOOKY October 3, 2019

nimrod

A bearded dragon that was named after the sea monster on surface. A very good animal that is only social with people and not other lizards.

Nimrod lives in a 50 gallon aquarium.

by Joey Comerford May 10, 2006