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a white male with an incredibly small to average sized penis
"ooh, check out that chad" "nah, that's a niels if I've ever seen one"
Niels by Maquesez October 24, 2020
Loves emma wallesjö
Emma is hot only a niels can get her!
Niels by Greken sju December 21, 2016
Niels is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He'll look at you and you'll feel your heart become warmer. Perfect blue puppy eyes, and the sweetest laugh you'll ever hear.

Niels is the guy you wanna spent the rest of your life with, don't mess up xoxo
mom; i just love that new boyfriend of yours.
me; yes, Niels is the best.
Niels by woahits.sav June 4, 2019
Cringe mf who keeps crying when he loses a game of fortnite like bruh goe goe gaga shut up
I just stomped niels to death.
Fuck you niels.
niels by bruhman9000 February 10, 2022
A gay slur, mostly used for drag queens and homosexual people.
Person 1: Fuck you you big fucking Niels

Person 2: No queeeennnnnnn, im naawwwwttttt
Niels by Pijktiek December 11, 2023

Niels Gayboy 

A Niels Gayboy is a 16 year old boy who never touched his penis, he is very awkward and never wants to be with his friends, he would rather play computer than going to a sick party.
Boy 1: Yo bro you wanna go to the party at the school tomorrow?
A random Niels Gayboy: No man im gonna play on my pc like I do 24/7.
Boy 1: Bruuuuhh you are a real Niels gayboy!!!
Niels Gayboy by Stonelover69 February 12, 2020