by Draveeeennn November 07, 2022
A nice guy is anybody who believes that if one person shows another person of the opposite gender any small gesture of niceness, the first person is absolutely interested romantically/sexually and both persons absolutely should date/smash.
This can go both ways: a nice guy buying a girl flowers and so now she owes him sex; or a girl touching a nice guy's arm and that means she's in love with him.
This can go both ways: a nice guy buying a girl flowers and so now she owes him sex; or a girl touching a nice guy's arm and that means she's in love with him.
Nice guy: I guess being nice and being myself is a curse for girls.
Girl: It's probably the whining on FaceBook and the "I'm nice so fuck me" attitude, actually.
Girl: It's probably the whining on FaceBook and the "I'm nice so fuck me" attitude, actually.
by niceguydefinition May 21, 2022
"why won't you date me? I'm a nice guy.
You're just a fucking whore, nobody will ever love you like me. You are such a bitch"
You're just a fucking whore, nobody will ever love you like me. You are such a bitch"
by Trainy Mc trainface July 20, 2019
A guy who doesn't pretend to be your friend just to get in your pants. Doesn't objectify and mistreat the women that he can actually get interested in him thinking once day he'll end up with his hot friend . Gross. Never.
by Getoutofjere March 24, 2015
A male that is practically busted in every way except for his kindness.Equivelent of a fat chick,He tries to impress women by acting like a bad boy,but the women see through him because he doesn't have the physical assets of the bad boys,he tries to dress and act like them but realizes that he only looks stupid and also realizes that you can't polish a turd.A nice guy trying to be a bad-boy by dressing and acting like them is like trying to put high performance parts on a Yugo it only makes it look stupid.He only gets promises of relationships from fat300 lb.,bald ugly chicks that can't get anybody else,or just gets used by even average looking women let alone attractive women,he always has too high of standards.He then realizes that it's not what's on the inside that matters,It's what's on the outside.So the only way a nice guy can have success with attractive women is if he hits the lottery or gets plastic surgery,but then again you have to hit the lottery to be able to have the plastic surgery that you need to be attractive enough.So he ends up dying alone and broke.
nice guy-So how was the date.Attractive girl-I'll call you.He thinks he's in but he was out before the date even started she just went out on a date out of pity.
by John Hitchner April 27, 2007
Stacy: "I think Brad is a Nice guy..."
Andrea: "Then why do you avoid him?"
Stacy: "I meant THAT type of Nice guy you cheese hoe"
Andrea: "Then why do you avoid him?"
Stacy: "I meant THAT type of Nice guy you cheese hoe"
by I come here for content April 25, 2020
A straight simp. Will do anything but all gets shit in the end. Nice guys never win. Don’t be a nice guy. Or do. Nice guys may win.
by Blonded.com/merchandise October 29, 2019