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new jersey jerky

It is where a girls gives a man a very severe handy until his dick starts to blister up. Then she proceeds to shit on his dick and rub it until it looks like beef jerky.
It was amazing last night, my girl gave me a new jersey jerky.
by Boner Forest May 16, 2015
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Red Bank, New Jersey

A blue collar borough of Central New Jersey that's a mix of urban and suburban that's close to Staten Island and the Jersey Shore. Red Bank contains a lot of everything. From hipsters to Spanish speakers, to quieter neighborhoods to an intense night life; this town is quintessential New Jersey! Don't travel at night along Shrewsbury Ave though, you'll more than surely get robbed! To get to Red Bank, you can take the car and travel on the Garden State Parkway or Route 35. Nj Transit's North Jersey Coast Line also passes through Red Bank. Btw, Kevin Smith, director of Clerks, Mallrats and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back to name a few, is from here.
Random guy: Yo, look down West Front Street. I think another bar fight spilled out into the street. That shit must have started in Fixx. Damn Red Bank, New Jersey is crazy!
by NjAllDay July 14, 2015
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New Jersey footbath

The action of a person taking their roommate's sock, jerking off in it, then putting it back in their drawer.
"He drank my beer, so I'm giving him a New Jersey footbath"
by DerrekM September 30, 2006
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new jersey fashion week

Just because my grandma wants to be a designer doesn't mean she can't be la creme de la creme. It's so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)
GIRL! I was at New jersey fashion week and la creme had that fashion show LIT!
by satoshinaakamoto October 17, 2020
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Highland Park New Jersey

A small suburb next to New Brunswick that has no night life and to many hipsters. It is also about 90% jewish.
I went on vacation in Highland Park New Jersey, to take a nap.
by Zombie Face Killah May 24, 2013
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New Jersey Paper Route

A New Jersey Paper Route occurs when an intoxicated person proceeds to vomit and/or defecate on his neighbors' front porches and/or driveways while attempting to walk back to his/her house.
After a night of heavy drinking and pounding techno music, Salvatore made the mistake of stopping by Tony's Diner for a meatball sub. The greasy meal combined with his already drunken state caused him to vomit on one neighbor's driveway, and have a violent bowel movement on another neighbor's front porch. When he finally made it to his front door, Salvatore could only grimace at the repurcussions his New Jersey Paper Route would usher in the following day.
by Poor Woobie March 11, 2008
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New Jersey Aunt

Somebody who loves 80s TV shows and wine.
"My New Jersey Aunt loves Golden Girls and wine."
by jp_wags July 26, 2020
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