Nessied

When a person is humpped by a dog. No penitration is neccessary.

Greg: yo my dog started to hump me yesterday when I was tring to grab something from under the table.
Ryan: you got nessied bitch

by C money $$$$ March 30, 2009

Nessi

Nessi is the cutest nickname for Vanessa on this entire planet. Is actually just as awesome as a Vanessa, but a little bit kinkier and more depressed. The only thing she reads are gay fanfics with a lot of smut. She is extremely sensitive, so watch your mouth! She is the perfect combination of cute and hot af. A lot of guys want her, but she only wants that one person. Literally the most supportive friend you'll have and also the chillest roomate. If you have a Nessi in your life, show her a lot of love and affection and let her know that she is a very important human being, that lights up your world. (because that's what she is)

Friend: Yo, my crush wants to vape with me but 'm not sure.....
Nessi: DO IT OMG I SHIP IT SO HARD GO FOR IT YAAAAAAS GIRL GET THAT DICK

by coolassfriend January 7, 2019

Nessy

Is having a large long turd that the end sticks up out of the water resembling the Loch Ness Monster.

I just took a nice Nessy.

by sfrydaddy7 January 30, 2010

nessiness

1. random stuff or things.

Ugh, I can't go the movies, I have all this nessiness that i must take care of.

by rock the casbah March 31, 2005

nessy

She's abserlutely gorgeous, wouldn't change her for the world!!you really need to see someone as hot as her!!

god your so fucking gorgeous!

by Nessy's Admirer April 14, 2004

Nessi

He is sort of afraid of water, in a strange way. Likes to annoy people.... Is the LochNess Monster

P1: STOP WITH THE WATER ALREADY!!!
P2: Geez Nessi CALM DOWN....

by Ze Invisible M@n March 16, 2012

nessiness

Derived from suffix -ness. It is the distinct aspect(s) exhibited by someone/something that makes he/she/it unique.

Example 1:
Person 1: "That tree has a certain kind of nessiness about it. I can't tell exactly what it is though."
Person 2: "I think it's the neon pink leaves."

Example 2:
Person 1: zomg i pwn!! im so 1337!!! itz part of my nessiness!!!!!!!
Person 2: So are your obsessions for lolcats.com and ebaumsworld.com.
Person 1: can i has cheeseburger?

by Poofyness November 25, 2009