naughty salt

Clandestine description of cocaine. Often used when you wish to reference cocaine in polite company. Originates from the P. G. Wodehouse novels in which opulent upper-class members of society would attend parties, drink champagne and sniff 'Naughty Salt.'

"Why are you late for work?"

"I had some 'naughty salt' and didn't sleep until 5"

by Shalroth May 15, 2005

Naught

Early English term, it basically is another way to say the word "nothing."

I did naught but slap him...

by PersonWhoIsSomething-Lizterine January 28, 2005

naughty little possum

1. A term of endearment in Australia, kinda like “honey” or “babe” but inspired by those beady-eyed critters.
2. A phrase used by Harry Jowsey to describe hot girls in the Netflix show "Too Hot To Handle"

“What up, you naughty little possum?”—Harry (e1)
“I’m a rule breaker. Francesca’s a naughty little possum.”—Harry (e2)

by Lilminders April 23, 2020

naughtytasking

The fine art of looking at naughty email attachments, especially semi-nude pictures of models, while working on financial statements and other important things. Scholars believe the origin was lost in translation, but maintain it originated somewhere around New Zealand.

Person A: "Did you hear about the banker that was caught naughtytasking on live TV?"

Person B: "Yea, the only thing he's helping people save are those Miranda Kerr pictures."

by VF_PixelWorks February 4, 2010

nauger

A dimwit, or a putz.

"You lil nauger!!"

by Naug April 30, 2014

Naughty Johnson

A sneaky pecker, always getting into places he shouldn't be, often times poking several holes a day.

Stan took his Naughty Johnson down to the health clinic so they could diagnose the new red bumps.

by Johnny Fitswell January 17, 2018

naughty potty

The act of explaining you are going to go "number 2" (excreting feces from the anal cavity) but in a modern day hip and clean way.

Oh man I want to continue playing world of warcraft, but I have to take a naughty potty!

by rodstewert February 13, 2008