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USN (University School of Nashville) 

The best school in Nashville, America, and probably the world. A lot of the people are extremely intellegent but are complete slackers, especially in the class of 08. Includes though some not so smart people who make commnents like "Wait, so you're saying that snowflakes reproduce?" Has many "Dady's little girl"'s who complain when they get an 89 on a test. Overall not very good at sports, but that doesn't really matter because the debate team could massacre Brentwood Academys' Football Team. Lots of Jews (also reffered to as JewSN). If the gamecube at school broke, half the school would break down crying. Not to mention the massive beat off obsession with World of Warcraft, especially in the class of 08. Use the words sip,probs, gaf, gafleton pie, squags, awk and chill frog because the student body think they are pretty cool.
USN (University School of Nashville)

"So, boobs pretty big?"

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh?"

"MOLST!"

"Wait a minute... not everyone has at least 3 houses with maids in every one?"

University School of Nashville 

One of the best school in Tennessee. USN is mostly known for their academics and not so much their sports although, some of the best athletes graduate from USN. USN, also called JewSN, is full of diverse people because the people at USN are very accepting.
"Did you see that weird girl? She probably from University School of Nashville."
"Ya, she's probably smart!"

University School of Nashville 

A beautiful school across from Vanderbilt University in Nashville where students wear true religion jeans and whose parents are well known in the music business. There's no football team and sports teams are pathetic, while the academics are intense. Students can use their cellphones any time in between classes and can leave campus for food or drinks nearby at Mellow Mushroom, CVS, Panera etc. The school is notorious for having a high Jewish population and for its immense diversity. Friend groups are always shifting and a tradition has begun called "Bro Day," when the cocky kids wear their expensive Vineyand Vines seersucker and patterned ties to school. Pictures of yachts and polo matches are hung up and they sit in the hallway during the day drinking sparking cider and talking like the upper class wasps they truly are.
A: Dude, do you see how many asians there are over there.

B: Yeah and all those black kids are there too with the bros

A: And there are like five gingers too

B: Typical University School of Nashville, too much diversity

Spicy Nashville 

When you eat KFC Nashville Hot Chicken and forget to wipe your hands off before you jerk off, and the spices from the sauce make your penis red and bumpy and itchy.
Kyle forgot to wash his hands and ended up giving himself a spicy nashville, what an idiot.
Spicy Nashville by mondaymonday August 19, 2016

Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King III 

"I heard Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King III wasn't even sad about his cousin's death!"
"Yeah, what a selfish prick!"

Nashvilled 

Getting "Nashvilled" is a growing phenomenon in the city of Nashville, TN. The phenomenon occurs when a friend, old friend, acquaintance, Facebook friend, former work associate, someone you played a show with one time, or just some person you talked to at a party the night before, PRETENDS not to know who you are. Especially when you see them in a setting that is different from the context in which you met them (i.e. at a bar, while their working at starbucks, mutual friends party, etc...). It's not that they simply forgot who you are or that every self-involved douche in Nashville all of the sudden got dementia, it's that you have nothing to offer them (i.e. record deal) or that your not Hayden Panettiere or Ben Folds.

DISCLAIMER: NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH FACE BLINDNESS, in which a human has mental block to where they cannot remember faces.
Stan and Horace spot each other at Frothy Monkey Coffee shop, Stan looks down immediately and pretends not to see Horace...a few hours later Horace gets up and goes toward Stan.

Horace: Hey Stan, good to see you buddy, you look well.
Stan: (looks up from MacBook Air with a "confused" look): Have we met?
Horace: Yeah bro, we were roommates for like 3 semesters at Belmont.
Stan: (looks at Horace in silence, then at hipster friends who do not wear shoes inside buildings, and shrugs)
Horace: Am I getting nashvilled bro?....

Fast Forward 3 weeks later, Horace spots Stan again, and Stan immediately looks away. Horace, being an actual a Nashville native has nothing to prove and an has an understanding of BASIC SOCIAL ETIQUETTE, immediately walks over to Stan.

Horace: (thinking: surely he remembers me this time, I was the only person he knew at the party last night and we talked for over 3 hours)

Hey Stan, how are you?
Stan: I'm sorry do I know you?
Horace: WTF? am I being nashvilled by you again??....
Nashvilled by Nashvilled December 4, 2013