False Narratives

Some things that some people make up about some certain people or some certain things just because they love them or hate them. However, they can only be False Narratives if what they love aren't as good as they make them out to be and if what they hate aren't as bad as they make them out to be. On the other hand, there are some times when what they do love are really as good as they make them out to be and what they hate are really as bad as they make them out to be.

Some people compare the President to Adolf Hitler, no matter who it is and some people say some certain things are the greatest thing since sliced bread, they are clearly both False Narratives since even if said President is bad, they still wouldn't be as bad as Adolf Hitler was and in reality, no one really knows for sure what the greatest thing since sliced bread is.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 23, 2021

Narration

The act of narrating your own life

Person 1"I sat down at looked disgustingly at my meal. I never told her that I hate her cooking but some how I think she knows".

Person 2"Stop the damn Narration".

by chavo190 July 26, 2011

Narrative Arselicker

A person who arselicks the COVID media narrative because they think they'll be rewarded when the full dystopia is installed.

"Jimmy is such a narrative arselicker, he said if you go along with it on Twitter the government will treat you better."

by BABYEYES69 December 22, 2020

Narrative Ego

The part of the ego that assumes that the events of your life are pieces of an extended narrative, with you as the focal point. You may assume that true love is out there for you. Or that there's some sort of battle for justice you must fight. Or even just that it is your lot in life to spiral into a pit of hurt and despair. Anything motivated partially by some sort of narrative precedence is a case of narrative ego. Is probably brought about by watching too much television/reading too many novels.

"I believe that it is my job to right the wrongs that plague this city"
"You must have quite a narrative ego!"

by ade625 February 11, 2012

Narrator

Contrary to popular belief, Narrator is not a program on your computer to help those with hearing deficiency. It is the voice that comes from the soul of the pc. Its sole purpose is to bring joy by saying, "all your base are belonging to us" or "roflcopter soi soi soi." If you happen to come across a particularly funny lolcats banner, it is critical to type this to the Narrator so that he may heal the wounds of your soul.

"ZOMFG this cat is so funni, lawlz. I need to tell teh narratorz!"

narrator: "o noez. halp. halp. i can't reach teh oranj on guitar haro."

"OMFGLMAOBBQ!!!111"

by Designa Paje January 23, 2009

pushing a false narrative

A phrase created by activist Reena Walker and first used in her group Progressive Black Thinkers on Facebook and then picked up by political writers and producers in the news media that were group members. It means to convey a story that isn't real but to characterize it as if it is by creating a false story behind the situation in order to make it factual, when the history itself never happened.

Donald Trump is pushing a false narrative that the Mueller investigation is a witch hunt created by the Democratic party, even though Mueller is a Republican.

That guy got caught cheating by his girlfriend but was pushing a false narrative that he and the other woman were just friends, to anyone who would listen.

by keyanswers June 9, 2018

The Narrative

A conspiracy theory stating that liberal & left-wing media outlets such as CNN cherrypick news stories in order to promote ideas of demonisation against “privileged” groups, such as mass shootings carried out by white perpetrators, and likewise embargo stories that contradict this point of view, such as rampant black-on-black violence.

“What? White Farmers are being murdered in South Africa? Why isn’t anybody reporting this!?”

“Because it doesn’t fit The Narrative.”

by Carnefice October 8, 2019