crapper napper

One who habitually falls asleep while on the toilet.

MIKE: Today Billy went on break for an hour and a half.
ROGER: Why was he on break so long?
MIKE: Well, I went to the bathroom to take a piss and heard snoring and found out that Billy is a CRAPPER NAPPER !!! he fell asleep!

by Mikial Muzio April 16, 2007

cradle napper

someone who gets busy with, taps, and/or tries to date someone who is significantly younger than them. see cradle robber.

john: dude, stop being a cradle napper
dude: what, nah man shes fine and shes got grass on the field.... i'mma play ball
john: DUDE shes like 12!

by optimysterious prime July 08, 2010

nigger napper

A Person of any race who only targets and kid naps young niggers or Niglets(Mini Niggers) Not to be confused with Midgets.

Did you guys here what tom did over the weekend? No what did he do!? He went full nigger napper and stole like 5 kids.

by King NIgger September 11, 2013

Napper Crapper

A very useful invention. An easy chair with a built-in toilet, color TV, phone and refrigerator (full of beer of course), designed to eliminate the need to move.

Wow, thanks to my new Napper Crapper 9000, I can watch the game, guzzle beer, and never have to go to the bathroom! That lever on the side flushes the toilet!

by Chad December 17, 2003

Professional Napper

When you are very skilled at the art of napping that you can fall asleep any time of the day or night.

Did you see him?? He can fall asleep any time!! Definitely a professional napper.

by pablowisdom September 10, 2016

dab napper

When You Take A Fat Dab And Automatically Hit The Couch Or Bed And Fall Asleep

Will Says? "Hey Sysco That Was A Fat Dab You Took!"Are You Going To Take A Dab Napper?!"
Sysco Replies, "I'll Take A Dab Napper After I Eat!"

by WillStarske January 08, 2018

Schwagger Napper

Talking such a big shit, that you have to lay down for a few minutes after.

Man, I just could the biggest schwagger napper, I need to lay down for a few minutes before we go.

by fezzyone October 08, 2011