napkin

a magical device made out of cloth or paper that can wipe away messes on furniture, your skin, and virtually anything! but, alas, no one uses this amazing creation anymore.

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by zibem9224 May 8, 2013

napkin

A piece of cloth or absorbent paper used by most at table to remove unwanted materials such as food. Sometimes used by desparte, flat-chested girls to stuff their bras. poor things.

Sexy young korey used his napkin while eating dinner to remove some ketchup he had spilt on himself. But he shouldn't have botherd 'cause I would have came and licked it off. *wink wink*

by hmMm....maegis June 15, 2004

Napkins

A word meaning money, used by people who have a LOT of money.

Ay man i got some bbq sause on my mouth, can you hand me a couple Napkins?

by yupyupdj517 March 14, 2010

napkinned

Instead of being born, the mother has a headache and the dad finishes the act by himself into a napkin.

I wish we could go back in time. I want to be swallowed or napkinned, not born.

by Dirpidirp July 12, 2019

napkin

derived from the word blumpkin. The act of receiving head while taking a nap.

"After she gave me blumpkin I became tired and took a nap. While I was dozing off, she began performing felatio again. She loves giving napkin.

by Big Seany September 4, 2007

Napkins

extra flap of skin on the Labia Majora, that somewhat resembles roast beef

That bitch last night has NAPKINS, i can't fuck with it. I straight kicked her out.

by Jimmy Joggins February 21, 2011

napkins

The really old lunch lady who gives out the napkins in lunch, everyday.
usually, she lifts up your milk and puts the napkins underneath, or she'll just put it on your tray someplace else. She also gets mad if you call her napkins. And she only gives you 2-3 napkins, which obviously isn't enough to soak up the grease on the pizza. She is just cheap with napkins and doesn't like to waste them I guess.

-Napkins puts napkins under my milk-
Me: so taylor did you get your napkins?
Taylor: hahahaha
-next day-
Me: OMG did you see Napkins today??!
Taylor: yessss! :D

by Ilovestalkee!! February 13, 2009