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Naperville North Class of 2013 Guys

Naperville North consists of a bunch of douche bags, mainly in the freshman class of 2013. You can often find these guys sitting together in a sausage fest during lunch screaming loudly and being obnoxious. All of them are fucking sick, besides a few but they end up being pricks so either way life still sucks to be a girl at Naperville North. A lot of the hot girls are single because they try and hook up with the sophmore class of 2012 who can't get any pussy, simply because the freshman guys don't even know what a vagina looks like. These guys consistently talk about "getting pussy" when they don't even talk to girls, they also talk about the office, football, and how long their pathetic dicks are. A lot of these guys also try to throw "parties" where there's supposed to be grinding but it ends up being one trashy whore grinding up on some ugly faggot on the wall alone. Both girls and guys are stuck up besides the people who smoke weed and/or dont give a fuck. Overall, the freshman guys are immature, annoying, ugly, and pathetic. I truly do feel sorry for anyone who has to deal with these guys at Naperville North.
Claire: Ew did you hear Zac screaming at lunch today?
Amanda: Yeah he's so fucking annoying just like all the other Naperville North Class of 2013 Guys.
Claire: Yeah I know, all the guys in are grade are so immature i'm just going to go hook up with a sophmore.
by Suck on this bitchhheez November 27, 2009
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Naperville

An upper-middle class southwest suburb of Chicago, Il. Most adults living here make a median income of about $100,000 a year. Most adolescents spend much of their time busying around from activity to activity, with almost no free time. Most of their actual free time is complaining about how bad their life sucks, how boring Naperville is, how stressed they are, etc, etc. Most children are so hopped up on prozac that they do not know whats going on, but for the most part are generally happy. There is almost no retirement or senior community in Naperville, most seniors shut up in old people homes by their children.
Kid from South Side: "Damn, those kids from Naperville got it good, man"
Kid from Naperville: "Yo, I wish I finna be born in the South Side, Naperville aint finna handle my qhetto ass. Naperville is fuckin boring as hell"
by Splanky101 November 2, 2011
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Naperville

A paradise community of 150,000 residents filled with large houses, beautiful girls, and expensive cars.
-Im so jealous of those Naperville bitches.
by NeuquaBoi August 16, 2008
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Naperville

McMansion Hell, USA

The architecture became considerably generic in the 90s, but the schools are still top notch. It all started when those dinosaurs in White Eagle wanted to be Naperville so bad that Aurora shut their water off.
Naperville isn't the richest girl in the clique, she's the most popular and influential. Get into it.
by TheEsotericAddress December 23, 2016
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naperville

Great town to raise a family. Downtown naperville is beautiful and built up nicely over the years. Great schools and community involvement.
by Dee McCarthy June 7, 2005
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Naperville Blizzard

Similar to the Chicago Snowstorm, in this instance you must first reserve ejaculation for several days. Once your "bank is built", during sex prior to climax you turn a ceiling fan on and full speed. At the moment of ejaculation, you turn you dick up towards the ceiling fan and fire, the effect should be one of a massive load of Jism exploding all over the room coating everything in sight. The build up should allow you to reach the fan from a kneeling position.
Nothing like a Naperville Blizzard in the middle of July
by slyoctober1 May 8, 2009
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Naperville

New Money Haunted Suburb of Chicago Illinois.
#1 place to raise an ungrateful teenager.
I live in the affordable part of Naperville.
by Lig Na Baste July 9, 2016
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