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the naked man

A highly effective technique(when used in the proper context)for mating with the opposite sex.step 1:make an excuse to enter girls apartment/house.step 2:when girl leaves room get nude and wait.step 3:butter her bread!
Awesome dude:may use your bathroom hotchick?
Hotchick:sure awesome guy!
(awesome dude disrobes assumes captain morgan pose,hotchick returns)
Hotchick:oh my!
Awsome dude:oh yes!the naked man strikes again!
by nlb08 December 15, 2008
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The Naked Man

A high-risk seduction technique where, on a night out, a person gets themselves invited back to their date's home and quickly strips naked and waits for said date to re-enter in the hope that s/he will either be amused, aroused or sympathetic enough to agree to sleep with the person.

Obviously this technique can backfire spectacularly, and may end with a person being quickly ejected (probably sans clothing). It's suggested that The Naked Man only be used if the date is going badly and there's nothing to lose. Supposedly works two out of three times, but actual results may vary.
Jen: How did your date with Bill go?
Katie: Awful. The movie sucked, the meal was cold and afterwards he said he needed to come to mine for a water and when I left the room to fetch a glass he pulled the Naked Man on me!
Jen: Did you kick him out?
Katie: I should have, but he's not bad looking so I ended up taking him to bed. I mean, it's not like we'll ever see him again anyway.
by WatcherMark November 26, 2018
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the naked man

A highly effective technique(when used in the proper context)for mating with the opposite sex.step 1:make an excuse to enter girls apartment/house.step 2:when girl leaves room get nude and wait.step 3:butter her bread!
Awesome dude:may i use your bathroom hotchick?
Hotchick:sure awesome guy!
(awesome dude disrobes assumes captain morgan pose,hotchick returns)
Hotchick:oh my!
Awsome dude:oh yes!the naked man strikes again!
by nlb08 December 15, 2008
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naked meat man

Having sex without a condom, in the raw, aka raw dog, raw doggin it
Damn! I got it last night, but I went up in it naked meant man.
Dude, did you hit that naked meat man?
Don't tell me you hit that naked meat man style.
by robinU February 3, 2007
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man naked dance

the naked dance is performed by a male spouse when trying to engage in sexual activities with female spouse
He performed his man naked dance
by seren2468 November 14, 2013
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Grown Man Naked

A cocktail containing two parts Orange Juice, one part Vodka, one part Southern Comfort Whiskey, and one part Amaretto served in a rocks glass.
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
"No, but I've drank one."
by tbleezyfosheezy January 16, 2012
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A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
by JewishCock August 21, 2021
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